Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit. She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To solve this problem, she comes up with new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now, but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans).

Word gets around about Heidi’s “drink now, pay later” marketing strategy and, as a result, increasing numbers of customers flood into Heidi’s bar. Soon she has the largest sales volume for any bar in Detroit

By providing her customers’ freedom from immediate payment demands, Heidi gets no resistance when, at regular intervals, she substantially increases her prices for wine and beer, the most consumed beverages. Consequently, Heidi’s gross sales volume increases massively. A young and dynamic vice-president at the local bank recognizes that these customer debts constitute valuable future assets and increases Heidi’s borrowing limit. He sees no reason for any undue concern, since he has the debts of the unemployed alcoholics as collateral.

At the bank’s corporate headquarters, expert traders figure a way to make huge commissions, and transform these customer loans into DRINKBONDS, ALKIBONDS and PUKEBONDS. These securities are then bundled and traded on international security markets. Naive investors don’t really understand that the securities being sold to them as AAA secured bonds are really the debts of unemployed alcoholics. Nevertheless, the bond prices continuously climb, and the securities soon become the hottest-selling items for some of the nation’s leading brokerage houses.

One day, even though the bond prices are still climbing, a risk manager at the original local bank decides that the time has come to demand payment on the debts incurred by the drinkers at Heidi’s bar. He so informs Heidi.

Heidi then demands payment from her alcoholic patrons, but being unemployed alcoholics they cannot pay back their drinking debts. Since, Heidi cannot fulfill her loan obligations she is forced into bankruptcy. The bar closes and the eleven employees lose their jobs.

Overnight, DRINKBONDS, ALKIBONDS and PUKEBONDS drop in price by 90%. The collapsed bond asset value destroys the banks liquidity and prevents it from issuing new loans, thus freezing credit and economic activity in the community.

The suppliers of Heidi’s bar had granted her generous payment extensions and had invested their firms’ pension funds in the various BOND securities. They find they are now faced with having to write off her bad debt and with losing over 90% of the presumed value of the bonds. Her wine supplier also claims bankruptcy, closing the doors on a family business that had endured for three generations, her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor, who immediately closes the local plant and lays off 150 workers.

Fortunately though, the bank, the brokerage houses and their respective executives are saved and bailed out by a multi-billion dollar no-strings attached cash infusion from their cronies in Government. The funds required for this bailout are obtained by new taxes levied on employed, middle-class, non-drinkers who have never been in Heidi’s bar.

Now, do you understand?

For those new to banking, a savings account is not the same as a checking account. They share some similarities, but at the core they are different.

In general terms, a savings account is a type of account that you can open at a bank or credit union. With this type of account, you deposit money into the account and leave it there in order for it to earn interest. You can, of course, take the money out of the account, but that defeats the purpose.

A savings account is a great way for some people to save money and to earn some interest off of that money. It is especially useful for those individuals who have limited amounts of cash to put away. Young people, especially younger married couples, often find that opening a savings account is the best way for them to save money. The reason for this is simple. Unlike some other types of investments which demand a certain amount of money be deposited or maintained at all times, a simple savings account allows you to deposit whatever you like, whenever you like.

Another reason a savings account is handy for those with limited funds is that the money you deposit into the account can be withdrawn immediately if you need to get it. Again, some other types of savings or investments instruments are not this fluid. Most savings accounts allow you to use the ATM as well, which offers even greater access to your money should an emergency arise. This is simply not the case with other types of accounts such as certificates of deposit or money market accounts.

Savings accounts are also safe for your money in two ways. No one should keep large amounts of cash at home; that is simply dangerous to do. The money could be stolen or if there were a fire, the cash could be destroyed. In both cases, you would completely lose your money with (probably) no way of getting it back.

The second safety feature that savings accounts have is that money that is deposited into a bank is protected by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) for up to $100,000. If the bank is robbed or the bank burns down, you will still have your money. Even if the bank files bankruptcy, your money is safe.

When you are ready to open a savings account do some homework first. You want to find out which banks are offering the best interest rates and deal with those banks. If you belong to a credit union, you may want to ask them what their rates are. Credit unions are more competitive today with their savings account rates than they were some years ago, so it is worth asking as they may offer a higher rate than the bank. You should also look into the minimum amount of deposit required to open a saving accounts. Some banks and credit unions require a certain amount be deposited the first time in order to set up the account.

About The Author: Peter Kenny is a writer for The Thrifty Scot, please visit us at http://www.thriftyscot.co.uk/Banking-Savings/bank-charges.html and http://www.loansubmit.co.uk/debt-consolidation-loan/